Vegetarians are a cult of people who believe that they should only eat vegetables (and sometimes fungi). It is believed that their god has a grudge against the vegetable god and therefore he commands the vegetarians to eat all vegetables. Actually, this is most definitely true.

Some vegetarians eat dairy and egg products; some don't. The blasphemous ones may eat fish. People who are strict vegetarians (who eat no dairy, eggs, honey, etc. and wear no leather, wool, down, etc.) may call themselves vegan. They are rumored to exist.

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian.