The Messiah

[Information that was here has been moved to the article on Stephen Colbert.]

The Messiah is an entity that people believe will arrive to simultaneously save and destroy the world. Some people believe the the messiah has been here before, but hasn't done that thing I said yet -- commonly such people believe that the messiah is Jesus or Stephen Colbert. Others believe that the Vegetarian Industrial Complex has yet to provide a suitably advanced genetically engineered plant for us to deem our savior.