Jamba Juice

"At Jamba, we're advocates for 'good-for-you' eating, and committed to providing our customers with the in-depth nutritional data they need to make informed choices." official site

Jamba Juice is preposterous because the smoothies are full of ice cream and sugar and calories. It's nice that they provide nutrition facts, though. The super-sized smoothies are crazy...nothing that big at once is going to be good for you unless you don't eat anything else all day.

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Plus, they delude innocent freshmen!