Britta

Britta is a person of the female gender. see a jeweled platypus.

shh...i'm a vegetarian double-agent!

a quote from my high school newspaper:

"Britta, who has been vegetarian for about five years, gave three reasons why she does not eat meat: factory farms pollute the environment, all animals deserve to be cared for, and it's healthier to eat vegetarian. She says that 'when you eat beef, you're killing the rainforest! A low of cows are raised in Costa Rica.'"

however, my vegetarian friend wrote the article, i wrote that paragraph, i edited and published the newspaper, and some of the facts are wrong.